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[Mar. 18th, 2005|04:54 pm]
ThE $3 HOs!

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[headoverheals98]
Please post all applications to THIS entry. Otherwise, the application will be rejected for failure to follow instruction. GOOD LUCK!
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[User Picture]From: ice_angel1989
2005-03-19 04:06 pm (UTC)

Application


Application:
1) Are you an acquitance with one of the superior members? Fuck yeah!!
If so, who? RYAN!!!!! My viener schnitzel (sp?) lol
2) Gender: Female
3) Sexuality: does that mean I want to have sex? Or does that mean I am single? Or what? Well I am still a virgin :( lol and single! Whoop whoop! Or as u said I have no man to be a whore with. :-p
4) Eye Color: blue!
5) Hair Color: blonde with my roots showing :-p lol
6) Height: ‘5”3
7) Ethnic Background: Irish, Scottish, German, French

8) Favorite Movie? Uuuh…Happy Tree Friends
9) Favorite Song? Doves Cry- Prince
10) Favorite Person? RYAN!! DUH!! I love him like I love… HIM! lol
11) Favorite Celebrity? JOHNNY DEPP!
12) Favorite Color of Underwear? Crimson red. Compliments my pale skin or so I have been told… :)

13) If you were ho, how much would you sell for? $3 or for seniors and senior citizen discount to $1.50 (not including the cost for a Viagra pill)
14) Would you be willing to be put on sale? Yeah sure!
15) Do you have intentions of keeping tabs on your whore journal? For sure!

16) What makes you special? My perkiness and happiness.
17) Does THAT make you SPECIAL enough to join? Uuh it will bring a lot of clients! Lol and it also keeps the entertainment going on and on like the bunny!
18) Why is it you think you should be accepted to the the $3 whores? Because I know I would be a great whore if I were ever given the chance. :*(

19) If given the choice would you rather have: strawberries and whipped cream or jolly ranchers and mountain dew? whipped cream and strawberries. mmm
20) Big Mac or Salad? BIG MAC! lol
21) Cat or Dog? Dog
22) Pizza or Steak? (there's no wrong answer!) Steak. And were there wrong answers to the other ones??? Oh damn what if I messed up?
23) Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper? DR. PEPPER HO!
24) Mall or Wal-mart? (note: just 'cause we cost $3 doesn't mean we aren't classy.) Mall duh!
25) Jeep or Mercedes? Umm a Mercedes since I already have one
26) 1966 Ford Mustang convertible or 2001 Ford Mustang convertible? (there IS a wrong answer) and I have a 1966 mustang! Yes! I fit into both categories

Are you...
27) Classy? Hell yeah
28) Sloppy? Crap no I am a neat freak
29) Reliable? yeppers
30) Outgoing? yeppers
31) Sexy? umm hello! YES!!!!
32) Funny? Yeah!!

Would you...
33) Hug a monkey? Of course! I love monkeys!
34) Kiss a monkey? Yeah!
35) Lick a zebra? Uuh if it was clean and I get money.
36) Sniff an elephant? yeppers
37) Hump a giraffe? HELL YEAH!! Uhh I mean no… of course not… O.o
(there should've been a lot of no's in that one)

Final Question:
Explain the importance (in your own words using your own opinions) of brightly colored socks.
Without brightly colored socks what is an outfit? Brightly colored socks are the epitome of cool. The bright color brings attention to you in a sexy way. And they can be worn as a sexy piece of lingerie!


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[User Picture]From: headoverheals98
2005-03-20 12:58 am (UTC)

Re: Application

excellent application.
i dunno if i would've done all of those things to the poor animals but that's ok...
ACCEPTED!!!
welcome aboard. you must post within 14 days of acceptance.
thanks,
ThE $3 Ho'S!
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[User Picture]From: ice_angel1989
2005-03-20 02:05 am (UTC)

Re: Application

YEAH!!!!
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From: morbixromance
2005-03-22 02:24 am (UTC)
1) Are you an acquitance with one of the superior members? pshh yeah... we go waaaaay back to 4th grade...
If so, who? Ryan
2) Gender: chick
3) Sexuality: straight
4) Eye Color: brown
5) Hair Color: red
6) Height: err... 5'5"
7) Ethnic Background: irish pride bitches

8) Favorite Movie? ummm... way too many to name..
9) Favorite Song? atm... Cemetary Drive - My Chemical Romance
10) Favorite Person? whoever is reading this...
11) Favorite Celebrity? hmm... Kett Turton... Gerard Way... Ville Valo...
12) Favorite Color of Underwear? pink

13) If you were ho, how much would you sell for? you can't afford me old man...
14) Would you be willing to be put on sale? i already am
15) Do you have intentions of keeping tabs on your whore journal? of course

16) What makes you special? my awesomeness
17) Does THAT make you SPECIAL enough to join? heck yeah
18) Why is it you think you should be accepted to the the $3 whores? because you all love me

19) If given the choice would you rather have: strawberries and whipped cream or jolly ranchers and mountain dew? jolly ranchers and mountain dizzle
20) Big Mac or Salad? big mac=GAG
21) Cat or Dog? cat
22) Pizza or Steak? (there's no wrong answer!) pizza
23) Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper? DP
24) Mall or Wal-mart? (note: just 'cause we cost $3 doesn't mean we aren't classy.) Mall
25) Jeep or Mercedes? jeep
26) 1966 Ford Mustang convertible or 2001 Ford Mustang convertible? yeah...

Are you...
27) Classy? pshh! hah! nice one...
28) Sloppy? ever so much
29) Reliable? i have my moments
30) Outgoing? at times
31) Sexy? oh you know it
32) Funny? oh hella hella lol

Would you...
33) Hug a monkey? why not
34) Kiss a monkey? of course
35) Lick a zebra? err...
36) Sniff an elephant? see above
37) Hump a giraffe? stay away from me you sick freak!

Final Question:
Explain the importance (in your own words using your own opinions) of brightly colored socks.
Brightly colored socks are for losers! *runs from flying rocks* kidding<3333
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[User Picture]From: headoverheals98
2005-03-22 02:34 am (UTC)
*sigh*
who, exactly, are you calling old? anywhossles...you're application, althoguht different from others shows that you have the ability to be unique and different. the will and desire to be one with yourself and not be influenced by those around you. we ♥ abby!
ACCEPTED!!!
It is you responsiblilty to post within 14 days of acceptance.
Congrats!,
ThE $3 HoS!
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[User Picture]From: bright_smoke
2005-05-01 07:15 pm (UTC)
yo.
it's abby with a new el-jay.
<33
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